A few posts ago I mentioned how the definition of "crippie" on Urbandictionary leaves something to be desired. Upon closer inspection I found out that the word crippie also means "a crippled hippie". My qualms with Urbandictionary are no more.
Here's a list of my favorite Urbandictionary cripple related words and definitions...
Criplomatic Immunity- The status attained by those who are either permanently or temporarily crippled. Since they are going through a terrible period of their lives, they deserve fringe benefits in their daily lives.
Cripple Cart- A electric wheelchair intended for use by the handicapped, most often seen at supermarkets.
Cripple Fight- a cripple fight is a fight between 2 cripple's is called a cripple fight as used on South Park usually involving the items that help the cripple's live out there lives to some normallity such as a wheelchair or crutches
Cripple Grape- The shriveled up grape found among a bunch of normal grapes.
Cripple Hot- Someone so hot they could cripple you.
Cripple Stick- the blue handicapped parking pass that you hang around your mirror when at walmart.
Cripple Sticks- Crutches. Walking aids such as canes...
Cripple Crapper- Disabled toilets.
Cripple-Copter- Any wheel-chair with aerial capabilities, A flying wheel-chair, When you launch a paraplegic out of a cannon
Crippletastic- A combination of the word cripple and fantastic used to describe great things that cripples do.
Cripster- A crippled hipster. He thinks you'll buy the get-up and grab that sympathy card, but you know those leg braces are just too ironic.
and my personal favorite...
Cripple- A person who has a disability and embraces it, rather than feeling sorry for themselves.
Crippie's Tippie For Those Who Are Offended By This- GET A SENSE OF HUMOR! Seriously, you gotta laugh at the situation sometimes.